Mike Lowrey: Can somebody talk to me, please? Can I know what's going on? Marcus Burnett: Captain, these fools could have gotten a look at my license plate last night. So what does that mean? It means if you have to be Mike Lowrey, Santa Claus, FD Hutton-I don't give a shit, that's what you're gonna be! Mike Lowrey: Wait a minute, what the hell is going on here? Captain Howard: I was getting them all in before you showed up.
This witness-is my only good news I got, okay? The only good news. Captain Howard: Hey, do you want me to yell at you? 'Cause I can do that. Mike Lowrey: I haven't killed anybody yet today, Captain.
Captain Howard: You're goddamn right it's getting out of control! Marcus Burnett: Look, man, I damn near had to pass a pop quiz before she believed I was him. Marcus Burnett: Look, Captain, this whole situation is getting out of control. Not to shoot up a neighborhood! Not to do another dead body! Just get the dope back, and do it quietly. Dialogue Captain Howard: Ho! What did I say? Did you hear what I said? I heard what I said 'cause I was standing there when I said it. Julie Mott: : Hi Julie, what have you been up to the last couple of days?" Oh nothing, just hangin' out, handcuffed to steering wheels. Store Clerk: Freeze mother bitches! Ferguson: Watch your fucking mouth. Could you use a smaller gun? You got blood on me again. Other Characters Captain Howard: Ho, what did I say? Did you hear what I said? I heard what I said 'cause I was standing there when I said it. How the hell you gonna leave my ass at a gun fight to go get the car?!